Thursday, October 29, 2009

Kenyan Viewer Shout-Outs!


Habari Rafiki,
According to a Google Search I conducted moments ago, that is Swahili for 'hello friend.' Swahili is commonly spoken in Kenya, which, incidentally, has the highest proportion of viewers for the day, far surpassing second place, the United States (in yo face!). We would like to take a moment to express gratitude towards our Kenyan viewers for being such upstanding audience members (and hope that a giraffe was somehow in the room watching and enjoying as well).
Asante! (Thank you)
Stop, Drop, & Lawl <3

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

SONG FOR ALL YOU FACEBOOK/TWITTER FANATICS

Dear Casual Acquaintance,

Our very own Katie is working on a song inspired by all you bloggers, tweeters, and posters. The song will be an artful and inspiring composition of creative, as well as trite, updates. What can you do to help? Keep doing what you are doing! We want the song to speak from the hearts, souls, and loins of all you posters out there to become a spontaneous (combustion) of the angst and joy of American youth. It will be quite the poetic ensemble. You have been forewarned.

Yours truly,

Stop, Drop, and Lawl <3