The Superbowl of Bad Friends

Greetings Bad Friend,

I should start by saying that anyone who is taking the time to read this is not a bad friend. In fact, you may be the best of our friends and will be kindly rewarded with good karma points. In the meantime, Katie and I organized a bad friends competition to highlight the worst aspects of friendship. In fairness to the bad friend, it is a tough process maintaining a friendship. First you have to spend time together, remember to call, give the occasional online hello and later you're supposed to do activities together that you both deem "fun." Hard work, huh? We think so too, which is why we made a video highlighting the sheer athleticism it takes to be a bad friend. Hope you enjoy!

Sincerely,

Stopdropandlawl<3

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Choreography is Awesome!

Dear Dancers and Prancers (and maybe Vixens),

Do you like choreography? Do you? Seriously...do you? Well... you, my friend, are in luck! Stopdropandlawl has produced its first ever dance routine, which will be coming to your face in the new year! You won't believe your eyeballs. So check back soon for more saucy videos.

May I always live to serve you and your crown,

Stopdropandlawl<3

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Kenyan Viewer Shout-Outs!

Habari Rafiki,

According to a Google Search I conducted moments ago, that is Swahili for 'hello friend.' Swahili is commonly spoken in Kenya, which, incidentally, has the highest proportion of viewers for the day, far surpassing second place, the United States (in yo face!). We would like to take a moment to express gratitude towards our Kenyan viewers for being such upstanding audience members (and hope that a giraffe was somehow in the room watching and enjoying as well).

Asante! (Thank you)

Stop, Drop, & Lawl <3

SONG FOR ALL YOU FACEBOOK/TWITTER FANATICS

Dear Casual Acquaintance,

Our very own Katie is working on a song inspired by all you bloggers, tweeters, and posters. The song will be an artful and inspiring composition of creative, as well as trite, updates. What can you do to help? Keep doing what you are doing! We want the song to speak from the hearts, souls, and loins of all you posters out there to become a spontaneous (combustion) of the angst and joy of American youth. It will be quite the poetic ensemble. You have been forewarned.

Yours truly,

Stop, Drop, and Lawl <3